Obsessions of a Disturbed Fat Kid
Let’s see how many Downton Abbey fans there are on Tumblr

therandomthoughtsofawriter:

Reblog this post if you’re a fan of the TV show Downton Abbey. I can’t believe that I didn’t start watching this show until last night. It’s so good! :)

tvshowsarelife:

One of These Things is Not Like the Other: Season 1 Crawley Sister/Downstairs Frienships

ANOTHER DOWNTON SIXBEY!!!

entertainmentweekly:

Black-market Kardashian jokes, pearl-and-platinum Afro picks used by Sir Tito Jackson, a sultry drum solo from an SNL star in unconvincing drag: They’re all par for the course at Downton Sixbey, the faux British estate around which Jimmy Fallon’s loving Downton Abbey parody revolves. Check out Episode 2 above.

Why does she have to leave??? :(


OMG! YES!
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OMG! YES!

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It's great because I hate her.
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

So true…

Hey now. Fuck you. That's my favorite ABC Family Christmas movie of all time. I love it so much I bought it for myself on DVD.

Ive actually never seen it. But I have decided its retarded.


i love mean girls and downton abbey mashups!

i love mean girls and downton abbey mashups!

tpolisher:

Do what you have to do. I’ll secure the castle.

tpolisher:

Do what you have to do. I’ll secure the castle.